bronvys:

The Ravenwood Coalition is hiring once more!

What are Ravenwood’s plans? On top of social events and random one-time contracts that appear on our calendar every week, Ravenwood engages in arcing storylines that can span two weeks, two months, or even longer. On top of that, there is also a recurring shady antagonist that keeps popping in to keep everybody on their toes. 

A timeline of our events can be found here.

Starting a few weeks after Warlords releases, The Ravenwood Coalition will begin a storyline with House Sunborne involving, of course, the Iron Horde, Garrisons, and every zone in the new expansion.

Ravenwood’s background? <The Ravenwood Coalition> was founded on April 15, 2013. We are a mature guild and ask that no OOC drama be brought to us, especially over IC reasons. While age is no concern, we do ask that our members are mature and respectful both in guild chat and especially when conversing with out of guild people.

What is Ravenwood looking for? We are a mercenary guild, so your character should likely be okay with doing mercenary work (though if you still want to RP with us and are more into research/reliquary RP, I highly recommend House Sunborne!). Ravenwood looks for people who are willing to get their hands dirty on company contracts, and who are able to have a fun side with the social events as well. 

OOCly, we’re looking for people who want to be part of the community we’ve built over the past year and a half. Many of us play different games together, make events for OOC and even out of game hanging out (like online Cards Against Humanity), etc. We even have a Steam group!

ICly, we do not tolerate insubordination or unnecessary conflict. We are a group of friends and co-workers both, essentially acting as a brotherhood.

How do you join? Simple. First, we ask that you take a look at the three paragraphs that make up our information about the guild, some of which as already been covered in this post. That can be found here.

Second, if you are looking to join Ravenwood, please go to our guild app and submit our short application. In that application is the IC letter to the Commander, so there is no need to try to squish your request into an actual in-game mail. The application page can be found here.

(Please note that in order to keep the community feel that we stride for, recruitment does close once we reach a certain number.)

Thank you for your interest!

necroticnymph:

briansandstorm:

That awkward moment when Diablo shows up to your religious protest

This reminds me of an old story I heard from a friend. One year, an anime con was being held the same weekend as a Bible Conference. This dude in an Ifrit costume, stilts and all, gets into the elevator, all hunched over, on his way down to the lobby. Before he could reach the lobby, the elevator stopped on another floor. Two old ladies clutching bibles were about to step on when they see this giant red demon-creature with glowing yellow eyes.

And in his deepest voice he says, “Going down?”

They shrieked and ran off to find another elevator.

kailerathien:

Things I would like to do today:
Play WoW
Play Sims
Play Diablo
Finish unpacking
Play with my cats
Write junk on Tumblr

Things I do not want to do today:
Go to work
Go to work
Go to work

Change Diablo to Neopets

Change unpacking to reading

Change cats to dogs

and then change work to school

andysteeldawn whispered: ✜ my muse trying to get your muse to recover from amnesia

raerianna:

Frustration abounded in the red-headed Steeldawn’s manner as she paced in front of the druid who had been left in the care of the Ravenwood infirmary.  It was deemed the safest place for her, after they’d found her wandering with every trace of who she was buried like autumn leaves under the winter’s snow.  No one knew what had happened, but some suspected it had been a powerful shadow priest, perhaps one in particular, that had blanked the teal furred woman’s mind.  Many people had visited and tried to jog the memory of the lost trolless who had become like a member of their extended family, but confusion at their faces and the memories they tried to dredge forward still fogged the amber eyes.

They had to lock the wayward druid in to keep her from wandering.  Partial memories could come back at any time, and the tumbled disjointed images and thoughts might be potentially damaging to not only Tase, but Ravenwood itself.

A soft cooing sound and a tug upon her pant leg had the priestess looking down, a small smile coming to her face at the sight of her daughter’s toddler face looking up.  Bending carefully, she scooped up the little girl and bounced her upon a hip, turning so that Aevyn could see Tase curled upon the bed.  The look of suspicion upon the druid’s face was painful.

"Look, Aevyn, it’s Aunt Tase.  Remember how she braided your hair and put feathers in it?  Remember when she sang you to sleep so that daddy and I could have some alone time with Lola?"  The girl strained forward in her mother’s grasp, reaching for the trolless who only shrank back slightly, though the suspicion had faded.

The damage had been so severe that she couldn’t remember how to speak in Orcish any longer, and no one was sure that she even understood it.  They’d had to bring Baz’kal in to be sure she was understanding that they weren’t going to harm her, though she had shrunk fearfully from the large Amani.

"Boobs!"  Aevyn cried joyfully, making little grabby hands.  Ears lifting, the trolless shifted forward on the bed a fraction.  Andy had hoped on some level that the innocence of the little girl would trigger something within the druid’s mind to bring her back, and this was the first attempt.

So far it was looking good, but she had to wonder…how often would these visits have to happen until they had their fierce yet sweet Overseer back?

andysteeldawn

lathanios:

Behold Andy the Brave! The dapperest pup that ever lived! His hat is crisp and spiffy, his fur groomed with no fleas in sight! His collar is made from pure Lynx hide leather, with 100% golden clasps. He wears a harness on his back that can let him carry up to 5 pounds! Now who wouldn’t love this studly pup?!

"Sometimes I think that dog is the noblest thing in Silvermoon." ~ Count Felano Glacierwind felano-glacierwind

"Andy deserves to lead Glacierwind." ~ Maevius maeviuskot

"Well aren’t you the cutest little princess?" ~ Valoray valoraysunserve

"Andy is my best friend, the one gift my father ever gave to me." ~ Lathanios Valeriel lathanios

Never has there been a more intelligent, brave, handsome, and lady magnetizing pup! Can you do the impossible and turn away from the aspiring Champion of Glacierwind?

i’m apparently a pug now, guys :|

(Source: chepibola)